XJX's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nothing]

yeah uh.. All I can do is listen to music and move left to probably die after pressing every button

[You Broke the Game]

Haven't even played the game yet but the starting menu song is easily "Im Just Your Problem" in Adventure Time

[Ducklings]

i desire to fight off anyone who attempts to steal my konga line of babies.

[Just One Boss]

It's pretty hard and love the music- of course the coins get hard and with the clone it gets harder, once the coins trapped me and so I couldn't move anywhere. Great game though

[Zombidle]

I've played this game every now and then and it seems fun however it seems more directed to an app because many people check their phones often.

[Soda Dungeon Lite]

My team fell asleep they never woke up and so they are just sitting there chillin with the monsters '-'

[Lonely Guy's Dating Sim]

"Teen"
Me: Eh might as well Try

The 2nd choice for the working out girl seemed a bit much... "why?" was the wrong choice

....So honestly I lose no matter what I say

StaticSkull responds:

That was the point :p

[HO HO Ride]

Whenever I crash santa manages to land on his feet and stare at me "You did this to me, YOU ruined Christmas"

MSRafiyenko responds:

It'll be kinda fun to show up thia phrase in the end. xD

[Toss the Turtle]

Got everything besides playing for 5 hours, and got about 100 nukes, so yeah..

If only there was an extra level like jupiter where the tank was the weakest there and you go all over again

[Wait in Gold]

How I lost:
Hey im doing awesome!
Getting hundreds a second!
Ooh racing?
*Presses the button a couple times*
So the only bad thing is losing money? Cool!

*Mashes the buttons*
GAME OVER!
...;_; aw

Intrapath responds:

Wow, it's a blast from the past to see someone reviewing this! It warms my heart a little to see someone getting some enjoyment out of this. Thanks for the review!